| A.
| A Corporate Sense of Style
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| B.
| Buses -- Many (Audio, not Greyhound)
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| C.
| Cellular Telephones
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| D.
| Delay Lines for Delayed Loudspeaker Arrays
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| E.
| Employees with Agreeable Personalities
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| F.
| Fast and Fluid Response to Changing Plans
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| G.
| Grace Under Pressure
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| H.
| Hindsight in Advance
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| I.
| Intercom Systems (Portable)
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| J.
| Judicious Instincts (Knowing When to Speak Up And When to Remain Silent)
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| K.
| Kevlar Shorts (for the Abuse You'll Take)
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| L.
| Laptop Computers and Laser Printers
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| M.
| Multiple Output Mixing Consoles, Preferably Matrixed
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| N.
| Non-offensive Pre-Show And Post-Show Music on CD
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| O.
| Overnight Stamina (the Ability to Endure until Sunrise)
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| P.
| Patience (of a Saint)
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| Q.
| (Total control of loudspeaker coverage, output and equalization)
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| R.
| Responsible personnel and stage managers (without them, you're dead)
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| S.
| SPL meters (for show and to know)
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| T.
| Time & Events Schedules --(Computer Generated, Continuously Updatable)
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| U.
| Urbane demeanor (or, at Least, the Illusion Thereof)
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| V.
| Video Interfacing Capabilities
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| W.
| Wireless Microphones (Many)
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| X.
| X-overs (to Create Major Sub-Bass Response on Demand)
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| Y.
| Years of experience
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| Z.
| Zero Tolerance for Mistakes
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